The short honest version
Privacy policy
This is a reading site, not a data business. Here is exactly what touches your data when you visit, in plain English.
What we collect: almost nothing
Albert’s Dog has no user accounts. No newsletter forms at launch. No comment system. No advertising trackers. We do not set tracking cookies. The pages you read are static files. Nothing on our side profiles you.
Hosting and server logs
The site is served through Cloudflare. Like any host, Cloudflare processes technical request data (IP address, user agent, requested URL) to deliver pages and protect against abuse, under Cloudflare’s privacy policy. We may use Cloudflare Web Analytics, which is cookieless and does not fingerprint individual visitors. It shows us aggregate page counts only.
Affiliate links
Some outbound links are affiliate links, as disclosed in our editorial policy. If you click one, the retailer you land on applies its own cookies and privacy policy from that point. We receive aggregate commission reports. Never your identity.
Contact and your rights
Under UK GDPR you can ask what data a site holds about you. In our case the honest answer is: nothing we could look you up by. If you still want to ask, or want something corrected or removed, contact us. We will answer plainly.



